Fortunes, Falsehoods and Fantastic Follicles

Awe, so Valentine's day is this sunday and this is Dear Blog and I's 3 WEEK ANNIVERSARY! To commemorate this occasion, not only have I compiled my letters from this week, but I took on a special project that I think you will enjoy. It's a video featuring some of my friends who are follicle-y endowed (stay with me, mind out of the gutter)- I'm not sure how I convinced them to be a part of this, but none the less they agreed and now will go down (I said out of the gutter!) in gnarleigh blog history. Before I get started with my letters, I would like to share the fortune I got from Saigon: Seize from every moment its uniqueness, especially this week Say no more, fortune- Onto business as usual. These letters are from the week of Feb 7- 13


Dear 4 miles I ran yesterday, I use you so that I may eat terribly later and it won't affect me as bad.

Dear 5:30 pm on Sunday- Superbowl.... Or Titanic. Superbowl... Or Titanic? I could blame this on my mother, but I wanted to watch Titanic as much as she did. But alas, as my uncle would say, "Way to geaux Saints!"

Dear car I cut off- Thank you for not slamming into me. I totally deserved it.

Dear Students in the RSC- pardon my victory stance as I celebrate no Spanish today.

Dear Shaving Cut- You make me feel like I'm 13 again

Dear Wednesday, Spin Class and a Dentist appointment before 8 am? So let me get this straight- I'm supposed to go through today with a numb butt AND not be able to feel the left side of my mouth? Perfect.

Dear Saigon- Where else can I enjoy fine Vietnamese cuisine and watch a Shania Twain music video Marathon in one sitting?! God Bless you.

Dear Doc Greens- Okay so I thought watching Shania was awesome, but you are definitely fighting for my affection with MMM Bop playing in the back ground

Dear Mead's- In an effort to be more thrifty, I have vowed to only come for coffee on double punch day. So please, savor what few moments you have with me

Dear Japan- I like the Sadie Hawkins approach you take to Valentine's day. NPR is so informational.

Dear Guy at the Gas Station- To answer your question, I'm gonna have to lie and say I have a boyfriend... And I agree, "It's a daaayumn shaaame".

Dear Facebook Status- Sometimes it's really difficult to not be negative with you, but alas, I refuse. That's what Blogs are for!

Dear Mead's- I lied about only coming on double punch days. I'm sorry but I had a meeting there, and damnit, Jeremy, I couldn't resist the suggestion of a scone and tea.

Dear $110- You could've gotten speedy mcspeedster here some new shiny things, but momma has to use you to pay for the speeding ticket. I'll miss you :(

Dear Wichita Municipal Court- you are full of crabbies. I just wanna pay and leave and not hear about the lady behind me's almost DUI.

PS- Lady, your son reeks of marijuana. Go look through his drawers.

Dear Mom- What's that in the middle of the road? A dog? Cat? Oh I see... Okay it's two cats. On top of each other. Humping. Sorry to intrude.

Dear Ladies- A word of advice from yours truly, don't go bra shopping after eating chipotle. Give your belly a couple hours to retract.

Dear Weight Loss- Speaking of bra shopping, I wish you would take the weight from somewhere else.

Dear MC Hammer- I hope you are ready to meet Gnarleigh tomorrow- puh LEASE tell me you are wearing those pants...



and now for the big show- if you watch this and think to yourself, wow that was a waste of time? I agree. But I think it's funny...